NO MOBILE DEVICES

So. You're on a mobile device, eh? Well, ya rotten landlubber, mobile device viewing ain't welcome on this 'ere ship! In fact, T'WERN'T MADE FOR IT! So why don' you go and get yourself on a proper desktop computer, and we'll see about sendin' you onto the right page... O' course, iffin you want to view this 'ere ship/site (shite for short) without mine blessin', you can go riiiight ahead and click the link below...but don' say I didn't warn ye!

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IGNORE MY WARNING...